Perimeter Monkey
THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL MILLENNIALS, GEN X’ERS, AND ZOOMERS WHO HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN A HOLDING PATTERN FOR THE LAST TWENTY YEARS.
STAY FROSTY
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WHAT IS PERIMETER MONKEY?
A Perimeter Monkey is like a sentinel guarding the outskirts of town. We are the first to sense any change in the baseline, and are thus equipped and trained to react, and profit.
We specialize in:
Market News
Investing
Trading
Asset Management
Asset Protection
Monkey Business
Guns
Ammo
Preps
Real estate
Precious Metals
Stocks
Bonds
Crypto
FOREX
Alternative assets
What, When, Why, and Where to buy
Daily blog posts (troop members only), Raid Alerts (troop members only, annual E-Books (current issue for members only, past issues 100% free to all), and merchandise
MISSION
- Keep a secure perimeter while exposing and analyzing systemic fragilities and risks.
- Monitoring changes in asset prices with a fine degree of granularity, while attempting to identify and capitalize on various trends and opportunities.
- Providing information and tips (but not investment advice) regarding portfolio theory and construction.
- Flinging poo when appropriate, as perceived through Perimeter Monkey eyes, and expressing zero cross-species empathy when it comes to having our snack (typically bananas).
Disclaimer
Investing can be risky. Mooch Nanners is not a licensed fiduciary, has received no formal training, and listening to a monkey can often lead to a total loss of principle.
WHO IS MOOCH NANNERS?
Mooch Nanners is a Perimeter Monkey who lives just beyond the village edge, in a tree-line where he’s usually found just hanging around, eating, drinking, and playing with himself – like you! On most days, the sun just shines, birds sing, and the people monkey-about while the monkeys continue to evolve. Mooch takes full advantage of the sunshine — fine tuning his dexterity in tool making, honing his businesses, trading equities, and enjoying a ripe banana.
MANIFESTO
Perimeter Monkeys hold our own truths to be self-evident. We are self-aware, sapient primates, capable of making our own decisions and questioning anything and everything. We do not listen to the media or the government. Our leaders belong to one uni-party with the rest of the ultra-wealthy, big pharma, big tech, and foreign actors, the powers that be (TPTB), if you will, who are given free rein to pillage and plunder by the cover they are provided by the media & social media. They are determined to keep the masses fighting each other while the world falls apart and they reap the benefits. Wolves & Sheep.
However, there are others out there enjoying some of those benefits besides the wolves, those that are more benevolent, those that want to alert the sheep to the threat of the wolves. Those that want to save them, and earn a tidy sum in the process. These are called Perimeter Monkeys.
Our aim is to help you secure your own perimeter. We will teach you to use those opposable thumbs and climb out of the concrete jungle as a Perimeter Monkey yourself. Join us in swinging through the jungle canopy, avoiding the wolves, but keeping a watchful eye out for the sheep in the dark.
Past Predictions
CONTENTS
This website is designed as a 6-part survival guide for the modern world. Continue reading and then join us in the member site, where the real monkey business occurs.
- TOP OFF YER PREPS
- PROBLEMS + SYSTEMIC FRAGILITIES
- PARADIGMS
- PORTFOLIO CONSTRUCTION
- PREDICTIONS
- CANOPY FRUIT + RED PILLS + GOLD NUGGETS